Who really is Barack Obama? The secret ancestry of President Barack Obama finally revealed.
Contents.
The big secret that Barack Obama hides.
The circumstances surrounding the conception of the mother of Barack Obama.
Clues to the ancestry of Barack Obama
The big secret that Barack Obama hides.
Since the arrival on the international scene of the current President of The United States, Barack Obama, much has been written about his origins, and the principles that he believes in, or is rumoured to believe in. Some say that he is a radical Muslim in disguise, that he has a hatred of the western way of life, and that he is only biding his time, before he unleashes mass murder and mayhem on the American people. Others believe that he is the coming messiah, while a further section will tell you that he is The Antichrist, and that he is the one who will unleash the biblical "Great Tribulation" that will precede the end of the world.
There are some who will say that Barack Obama is just a very accomplished and polished politician who was fortunate to obtain his ambition of becoming President; that he is no better or no worse than any other man, except that he holds a position of great power.
I am here to tell you that none of those speculations are the correct ones. As the president of The Ancient Society of Secret Historians, and the holder of all the truths that the leaders of the world don’t want you to know about, I have been privy to many embarrassing secrets over the years, but there is none that could cause so much mayhem as the information that I am about to reveal to you today. This is the one truly secret thing that Barack Hussein Obama is keeping back from the world. Pressure has been put on me to keep quiet. Men in black may even be speeding towards where I live as I type this, but those who really know me as a fearless propagator of the unblemished truth know I cannot be stopped.
The secret that would destroy the presidency of the first African American to be elected to The White House is that he is not really African American at all. He is in fact not fully human. He is actually one quarter Cheshire cat.
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The circumstances surrounding the conception of the mother of Barack Obama.
The connection with the ancestry of Barack Obama goes back some years before that intrepid feline got locked up.
You see, The Cheshire Cat was really a shape shifting alien from a faraway planet. He was imbued with a great sense of adventure, and could never resist trying anything new. In the nineteen forties he was at a bit of a loose end, and feeling a bit bored with his lot in life. He was materialising around various places in the United States hoping in some way to find some amusement to relieve the ennui. On a brief stopover in Wichita his eye was caught by the sight of a rather handsome and vivacious couple. The longing came into his heart to make love to a human woman, something that he had hitherto never done. The happily smiling specimen before him seemed to be the ideal candidate.
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The character and the future of Barack Obama
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