This is the truth of how Osama Bin Laden was killed. The secret Illuminati connection.

Reference to the earlier attempt on the life of Osama Bin Laden.

The killing of Osama Bin Laden, and what went wrong.

How a cat saved Barack Obama's ass after the assassination of Osama Bin Laden debacle.

Osama Bin Laden, and his favourite hobby.

Osama Bin Laden's favourite movie.

On May 2nd 2011 in the Pakistani city of Abbottabad Osama Bin Laden died. The story that was officially released by The Obama Administration is that he was shot dead in a mission conducted by American navy seals, and that, after facial recognition techniques were used to establish his identity, the body of Osama Bin Laden was given a burial at sea, in accordance with American understanding of Islamic rites.

Of course, already there are those who are saying that this is a big hoax. Some people believe that Osama Bin Laden has been dead for many years. The range and the longevity of the conspiracies that will arise covering the events of May 2nd 2011 can only be stopped one way. That way is for The American Government to be as absolutely truthful as it is possible to be, (something unlikely); and for them to release the photographs that were taken of the dead Bin Laden.

This latter is something that will never happen, and not for the reasons given out by Barack Obama. If you want to find out the real reason why the photos must be kept hidden, and the truth of what really happened in Abbottabad that night read on.

The truth is definitely stranger than fiction in the story of the death of Osama Bin Laden.

To establish the reality of what happened that night, I have first to remind you that I am The President of The Ancient Society of Secret Historians, and that my knowledge of the secrets of the statesmen/women knows no bounds.

I then need to draw your attention to a Hub I published in August of last year, in which I stated that Bin Laden was living in a town in Pakistan; and my account then of the assassination attempt that was made on him in 2002.

http://hubpages.com/hub/The-escape-of-Bin-Laden

Because of certain failings in intelligence, this operation was aborted. But it was decided to try again in 2011.

The leader of the mission to eliminate Bin Laden this year was the same intrepid hero who was involved in 2002. I speak, of course, of The Cheshire Cat.

The Cheshire Cat has given great service to The United States over a period of many years. He is a shape shifting alien, who was originally captured in the bedroom of the late Director of The FBI, J Edgar Hoover. He is currently resident in a rather plush prison in Area 51 in Nevada. He has given his parole to the US government, and will not try to escape as long as his many kittens are looked after by the state.

As well as the earlier attempt on the life of Osama Bin Laden, he has given other services to America. He almost succeeded in killing Fidel Castro during the nineteen sixties, and he also succeeded in assassinating Lenin in the nineteen twenties.

He is also the maternal grandfather of the current President of The United States, Barack Obama.

For details of his interesting life read.

http://hubpages.com/hub/Area-51-The-Final-Truth

http://hubpages.com/hub/More-on-Area-51

http://hubpages.com/hub/Who-really-is-Barack-Obama

Much of what you have been told about what happened the night Bin Laden met his end is not true. The fact that the government had to change the story is enough to raise suspicions. Something so unexpected did happen that all arrangements were thrown into chaos, and it is only due to some quick thinking on the part of The Cheshire Cat, that great embarrassment wasn’t caused to the Obama administration.

What you were told about a raid by navy seals is only partially correct. When they told you that Osama Bin Laden got shot dead, you were being lied to. He was actually killed by cyanide poisoning. It was administered by The Cheshire Cat.

There was a raid on the compound by the navy seals. They were not there, however, either to kill or capture Osama.

They were only there to clear the way for the entrance of The Cheshire Cat. They were further directed to search the compound for any useful intelligence. But that was only after the brave feline had done the dirty deed.

Everything went really smoothly at first. The crash landing of one of the helicopters was a slight hitch. The navy seals engaged in a diversionary gunfight with Bin Laden's courier, who lived in a small guesthouse close to the main house. The courier and his wife got killed.

This gave a chance for The Cheshire Cat to sneak upstairs in the main house to where Osama Bin Laden was watching

an old "St Trinians" movie on a battered television set.

As I related in

http://hubpages.com/hub/The-escape-of-Bin-Laden

Mr Bin Laden was addicted to watching "schoolgirl" movies. In fact it was this obsession that almost got him killed in 2002.

This time The Cheshire Cat had not shape shifted. He stayed in his feline form. The plan was for him to gain access to the room where Osama sat drooling at girls in gymslips, and then to jump on his neck, and scratch him with claws well laced with cyanide. Not dissimilar to how he despatched Lenin, only this time death was to come almost instantaneously.

Of course the entire Obama cabinet was watching this enfold in real time through film relayed from a small camera affixed to the cat's forhead.

Of course, something had to go wrong. The problem arose after the killing. That part went really smoothly.

The door was open when our hero reached the top of the stairs.

Inside the room he could hear Osama Bin Laden laughing, and occasionally gasping.

The "Belles of St Trinians" was getting its umpteenth playing on the old battered television.

The Cheshire Cat paused at the door to see if anyone else was in the room.

Bin Laden appeared to be alone.

In The White House Incident Room the entire cabinet held its collective breath.

Like a cheetah jumping on an antelope in the African bush, The Cheshire Cat leaped onto the back of Osama's chair, and sunk his cyanide laden claws deep into the arch terrorist’s neck.

The entire United States Cabinet jumped in their seats, and began to clap and cheer.

Hilary Clinton was the first to notice something was wrong. In the pictures taken of that moment, you can see the horror and surprise in her expression.

One minute Osama Bin Laden had been sitting watching television. Then The Cheshire Cat struck, and a large pig dressed in Arab clothing slumped to the floor.

It seems that there was a failure of intelligence again.

Anyone who has read my account of how Hitler met his end

http://hubpages.com/hub/The-Illuminati-in-history

will know that the Nazi dictator was a shape shifting pig/illuminati. It is further revealed in that riveting Hub, how the consumption of cyanide counteracts the shape shifting properties, and that Hitler, on consuming a cyanide capsule in 1945, reverted to his original pig form. He was subsequently served up at a victory banquet in Stalin's Moscow.

Those sneaky communists never revealed the truth about Hitler to their western allies. Nor did they tell them about the amazing properties of cyanide. Besides, nobody, including The Cheshire Cat, knew that Bin Laden was illuminati. I knew, naturally, but no one ever asked me.

This transformation in the appearance of the dead terrorist totally threw the watchers in The White House. They went into a complete panic. The plan had been to take pictures of the dead Osama Bin Laden, and then publish them to convince the world of his death.

Pictures of a dead hog would convince nobody, and might even insult and enrage many. President Obama sat with his face buried in his hands. What could be done? It wasn’t just the photos that were the problem. How could you offer the body of a dead pig to Bin Laden's relatives to be buried according to Islamic rites? It was just unthinkable.

Everything had suddenly gone horribly wrong.

It was The Cheshire Cat, with his wise counsel that saved the day.

There was a satellite phone in the helicopter that had survived. The clever feline morphed into the genial grandfather body, that he always used when talking to his grandson, Barack Obama. Then he phoned The White House.

This is word for word the advice he gave the shaken president.

"Yo Barack! Pull yourself together.

Remember you are quarter cat. Don’t let the side down now.

What you need to do now is this.

Put Osama's body on the helicopter, and give him a burial at sea.

You don’t want to publicise my involvement in any of this, so you just say

that the body was too disfigured for pictures to be published.

That bit is kind of true anyway.

Don’t say anything about cyanide. Stick to the story that he got shot.

Do as I say and you will come out smelling of roses"

And that is exactly what Barack Obama did, and he has come out of everything in a very floral manner.

I just hope he has the decency to reward, with his freedom from area 51, the hero who "saved his ass"

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