Good pussy-cat is the very best. How a bad pussy-cat was no good for the dirty farmer

There once was a bad pussy-cat who was very lazy. She lived on a farm in the countryside, halfway between the towns of Hentai and Milf. She was content enough to hunt the tits, although the best tits often got away, but the farm was getting overrun by rats and this useless pussy-cat just wouldn’t do her job. She just lazed around all day as if she were Pamela Anderson lying on a beach in the sun, or Paris Hilton contemplating the purchase of a new handbag. Of course she didn’t have Pamela Anderson's body or the wealth of Ms Hilton so she was very little use to the farmer. That was one of her biggest boobs, or boobies. The man who owned the farm lived there with his wife and three girls and he was getting increasingly frustrated with the pussy. They decided that something had to be done about the problem. If they had wanted to have Jessica Simpson or Jenna Jameson, or even Carmen Electra, living on their farm they would have invited them, but they were stuck with this lazy pussy-cat and thousands of rats. The farmer decided to look on his computer for a solution to the problem. Perhaps he might find something on eBay. "My three daughters will be girls gone wild if I cannot rid the farm of rats", he thought. “No more playing games". Being a loving father and husband he confined himself to looking for solutions to his problem. He did not linger on porn sites, nor was he tempted to type in "sex" or "lesbians frolicking". If he came across any nude pictures he quickly clicked to a different page, especially if he could hear his wife coming. The only real indulgence he allowed himself was to look at the Eminem website, because he had a passion for that rapper. He was tempted to look at his daughters' MySpace pages, because like all good fathers he wanted to check what sort of person his children were consorting with on line. But he didn’t know their passwords so he had to leave that for now. He did sign up to a games cheat page, as he was a keen gamer, who always wanted to win. The free porn was a temptation which he resisted

So after trying Google, Yahoo, MSN, and a host of other websites, including 89.com he finally found what he was looking for in a little known site called MapQuest. While he didn’t want to just go around the 50 cent end of the market, he couldn’t afford to spend too much. But he found what he wanted in an ad from a homeless animal shelter. It said "Dogs available for good homes".

He knew this was exactly what he needed. If the useless pussy-cat objected she knew what she could do.

So he got three terrier dogs. Within two weeks all the rats were gone. As for the lazy pussy-cat, she has not been seen around the farm from that day to this, but being a pussy-cat you can depend on it that she ended up ok.

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There are pussy-cats here as well, but they are not all bad. One is a very bad pussy-cat and the other is a very good heroic pussy-cat.

Both of them are very funny.

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